pinkdiamondprince:

pinkdiamondprince:

So like, Eraserhead.

Imagine you’re a pro hero who hates the media, you hate it so much and you avoid it whenever you can. Because of this no one knows who you are, and you like it that way, cause if people haven’t heard of you, villains will be caught by surprise when fighting you. You try very hard to make sure your image and information on you doesn’t get out.

But there’s this one blog.

This one blog from some hero fanatic, that has profiles on ALL the heroes, including you. How?? You avoid attention like the plague. They must have scraped together every moment you were fleetingly caught on camera, every one-word interview you got cornered into. The ravings of villains as they were taken away. This, one, GODDAMN blog has pulled it all together to put it on the internet and jabbered all about your quirk and your capture techniques and fighting style.

And you hate it. You stalk the profile and you can tell it’s obviously just some rabid hero fan who doesn’t mean any harm, the stuff on All Might is about 20x longer than anything they have on you. But it still pisses you off that this person could collect so much information on you and fling it up for everyone to see. And you almost want to track this person down to make them cut it out but you know it’s not worth it.

Then, cut to the beginning of the school year, and you’ve got your new students. You’re ready to put them in their place, lay down the rules, so you use your quirk on this one shy kid you know isn’t going to last the year.

And this kid takes one look at the goggles around your neck and is like “Those goggles, you’re Eraserhead!!”

And you realize.

THIS

GODDAMN

KID-

Midoriya at the USJ: Wait Aizawa-sensei! You’re specialty is sneak
attacks against single enemies! You’re at a disadvantage here-

Aizawa: Hey kid could you perhaps SHUT THE FUCK UP??

jackthevulture:

obskenobs:

shapooda:

jackthevulture:

In all honesty the fact that any shonen jump manga ends up even somewhat coherent is wild considering the authors schedules like all id be able to produce would be rambling fever dreams

Like imagine having to plan, storyboard, and illustrate each new chapter every week on the fly with meetings with editors you have to please and then days of crunch time, like never getting a full nights rest and then doing the same thing next week.

Mangakas have reported a mere couple of hours of personal time a week. Its literally unfathomable to me how anyone can create consistently good work in that industry.

And takahashi being SICK on top of that? Christ dude.

Like look at this one artists schedule and tell me this doesnt make your soul shrivel a little at the thought. They barely have time to SLEEP let alone write and plan

yes this ^^^^^^^ they are heroes

they aren’t heroes, they’re overworked human beings. stop glorifying overwork culture it’s super unhealthy. the manga industry is a grim place and they really, really need to get a fucking grip and stop coming up with bullshit rules. 

if they want to release their magazines weekly, they need to come up with a system that doesn’t involve a person having to sleep for 2 hours and eat once in a day. or don’t have a weekly manga magazine at all… and y’all need to stop normalizing and/or glorifying unhealthy work ethics like this, it’s disgusting

Yeah no one send any hate to shapooda but the point of my post was that this is p awful.

No one needs their weekly manga chapter that badly. Imagine how much more time theyd have if it were even just biweekly.

This isnt healthy or sustainable. Its soul sucking and exhausting. One week of this would be enough to burn me out I cant imagine this being my whole existence. Theres no time in here to be a person. See family and friends. Go out and enjoy yourself. Meet people. Try new things.

Look at that monday. He eats at 8 am and then doesnt even get another break until 8 am the next day when he goes to sleep.

Theres no reason for this.

therightnippleofarcher:

a non-exhaustive list of ridiculous shit undyne has done:

  • refrain from killing someone she wanted to see dead because they were hiding in grass that alphys likes to use to make ice cream
  • whisper “behind you” into an echo flower so she could look cool when ambushing the human she wanted to kill
  • stop her monologue halfway because “WHY SHOULD I TELL THAT STORY WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT TO DIE” but really she forgot what she was actually going to say
  • supplex a boulder in the middle of battle just because she can
  • stop in the middle of chasing someone she was trying to kill because they got a phone call
  • give someone cooking lessons instead of military training
  • obstinately refuse to even be nice to you until papyrus challenges her to become friends with you after which she becomes determined to become BESTIES
  • throw a spear at her guest when they tried to get up, breaking her table in half
  • “I don’t like cold food so I had alphys make me a fridge that keeps stuff warm”
  • build a giant sword she saw in an anime once
  • say she was a really hot blooded kid as if she’s not fucking hot blooded now
  • try to fight the king of all monsters when she was like 10
  • clear her kitchen for cooking by jumping on the counter and kicking everything off
  • make pasta sauce by punching vegetables to bits
  • stir spaghetti by mashing into the pot with a magic spear
  • own a stove that can only be turned up never turned down
  • burn her house down by cooking spaghetti and presumably not for the first time either
  • demand to fight an 8 year old in her burning house in an attempt to regain her dignity
  • start a pillowfight with papyrus and when he told her not to use the couch pillows she picked up the entire couch to throw at him
  • “the trash heap is a great place to pick up girls”
  • the flattery supplex
  • talk to alphys about the weather as an excuse for calling her even though the underground has no weather
  • write alphys a love letter that she seals tightly enough to make you need a chainsaw to open it but then forgot to sign it
  • slam dunk alphys into a garbage can
  • ask an 8 year old for confirmation that anime is real
  • this:

guildedparadox:

fireballandfailure:

swarnpert:

standing up and blacking out for a few seconds is just transitioning from a cutscene to the actual gameplay

You motherfuckers need to eat salt is what that means

fun fact antidepressants can cause low sodium levels.

when i was on them, i didnt know this, and my parents hated that i craved salt because “salt is unhealthy”, so i didn’t get enough–and blacked out and got dizzy a LOT.

if ur on antidepressants make sure to get enough salt!! i know media says salt=bad but i promise your body needs it!!