bananonbinary:

marowreck:

bananonbinary:

so, deltarune becomes kind of horrifying if you assume the player is
possessing kris. We save over THEIR save file at the beginning with our own name.

Kris can’t move or defend themself unless we tell them to. They even
noticeably didn’t contribute a team name idea, even susie did that!

Kris
often just stands blankly during cutscenes like a Good Protagonist, but
it’s especially jarring when literally everyone in the scene reacts but
them:

more disturbing than that tho, is when the player relinquishes control and kris lifelessly ragdolls, because they literally can’t do anything.

when susie grabs them:

when the floor falls away:

when the king hits and subsequently drops them (Admittedly they were pretty badly hurt here):

Notably, Kris DOES seem to be able to break control occasionally:

when the supply closet door scares them, they take a step back.

they bow along with the others to protect lancer, in direct contrast to the above instances where they just stand motionless during “group” actions.

THEY were the one who was scared when the guards surrounded everyone, the only time they “show” any emotion at all:

They seemed to be in control during the thing with the Fountain, which makes sense since the soul was otherwise occupied.

Finally, THEY WERE THE ONE WHO CHOSE TO PROTECT SUSIE.

I don’t really have a nice pithy way to close this, but it seems like only extreme fear can free Kris from our control for a short time. Nice happy fun game.

Thinking that way, i think they CHOSE to rip their heart out trying to avoid to be controlled again. What do you think? You are the soul, they are your vessel. With no soul, the vessel is by itself. The funny part is that the game says that your choices for them don’t matter, and suzy says the same about Kris’ choices, but at the end, the choice to rip their fucking soul out of their fucking body was theirs.

Yeah, i definitely think the ending was Kris finally breaking through enough to cast us out. the most horrifying part? the cage being the ONLY thing on their side of the room implies this may have happened before.

ALSO:

@catgirl9696 pointed out in the notes another crucial moment where Kris helplessly watches us do something: throwing out the ball of junk at the end.

Kris has exactly ONE item that actually belongs to them.

if you use it, they admire it and nothing else happens. if you DROP it, on the other hand, this happens:

if you choose no:

if you choose yes:

I am 100% convinced that Kris’ lack of friends, lack of belongings in their room, etc, is because Players have tormented them before, and they’re scared to have anything that belongs to them that Someone Else could just take or destroy on a whim.

Millennials are treating pets like ‘their firstborn child,’ and it’s reportedly causing problems for some of the best-known pet food brands

aroacesallygrissom:

hella-free-space:

followthebluebell:

good job, guys, we’re killing the shitty pet food industry this time.  it can’t POSSIBLY be that we just recognized Gravy Train or Kibbles and Bits for being piss poor food choices; no, we’re just treating our pets too nicely. 

110% behind millennials killing the low-quality pet food industry

can this trend spread to exotic/small pets too

i would love to see people complaining that young people are treating their fish and bunnies too well

Millennials are treating pets like ‘their firstborn child,’ and it’s reportedly causing problems for some of the best-known pet food brands

Tunderbale theorie

pyreo:

Let’s get to it. Deltarune is an Alternate Universe from the one in Undertale. There’s still lots of things potentially to uncover about what’s different but it seems like the Deltaverse reverses the biggest aspect of the characters. 

SPOILERS

It’s opposite world. 

  • Undertale didn’t happen. Monsters live on the surface. 
  • Asriel is alive and grew up normally. Chara, with their own name, also is here and seems to have had a normal live with a loving family. 
  • Undyne and Alphys don’t know each other, and Undyne has both eyes. Alphys is clearly pretty lonely, spending her time in an alley, feeding a cat she’s never even met.
  • Alphys DID however changed her opinion of Mew Mew 2, and now thinks it was good, despite her frequently stated aversion to it in the original.
  • Onionsan used to proclaim “The name’s Onion-san! Onion-san y’hear!” and when you find him in town in Deltarune he’s forgotten what his name even is. 
  • Gerson, best known for being the oldest monster, and survivor of the big war, has died.
  • Rudy, the reindeer monster and Asgore’s friend, who was best man at his wedding, is implied to be gone in the Undertale world. Here, he’s in hospital, but alive.
  • Bratty and Catty’s families live next door to each other, but aren’t friends.
  • Sans is the guy that ‘everyone knows’, has a whole barful of people who wait on him to show up. In the Deltaverse he’s new and knows no-one. (Except you I guess)
  • Papyrus – outgoing, boisterous Papyrus, who I think has the most lines in Undertale – does not even appear, and doesn’t leave his house. 
  • Mettaton, who we only knew as the sassy robot, appears to be living in Napstablook’s house and probably doesn’t want to come out because he’s not a robot. He’s a ghost without the form he desired, because Alphys isn’t a scientist and hasn’t built it. 

That’s the ones I’ve noticed so far, and the only thing that’s not reversed that could’ve been is that Toriel and Asgore are divorced. So they’re doomed in any universe I guess (but what did Asgore do here that wasn’t killing human children??)

The most obvious reason for this is that SOMETHING earlier in the timeline, before the events in Undertale, was changed. Something apparently brought down the Barrier way, way before Frisk ever showed up. The monsters are free, but none of the bonds built by Frisk during their adventure happened. 

So the most obvious question that needs answering in the Deltaverse is: what broke the barrier early? Gaster is implied to have a hand in Deltarune and I remember thinking about how the DT Extraction machine was probably his design. If Gaster hadn’t been erased, had been able to continue his work instead of Alphys taking over, perhaps he might’ve been successful?

How about I seduce the goblin with my shaved 6-pack

filipfatalattractionrblog:

captain-jackdaniels:

commandgoldfuckers:

dealingwithaces:

aeriktirel:

lordsoth42:

elsajeni:

geostatonary:

outofcontextdnd:

-A werewolf named Chad

how… what is… did you just have this art lying around?? was it in a box labeled In Case Of Goblin Seduction 6-Pack Joke Break Glass? apparently this is a Magic card and I have a lot of questions for Magic: The Gathering right now

I can never remember this card’s real name because everyone just calls it “Abs of Treason”

The card name is “Enthralling Victor”. It has a ‘spiritual sequel’ card in terms of artwork called “Captivating Crew”, drawn by the same artist:

Abs of treason

From what I heard the story with Enthralling Victor is that the developers intended it to be a guy who achieved a victory such enthralling it makes one of the enemy monsters switch sides. The artist misunderstood it and drew an enthralling guy named Victor. Everyone decided it’s better that way.

micaxiii:

ok so I SWEAR there was actually a thought behind this!

so from what I’ve heard from the show itself, the only reason Brain wan’t to take over the world is because he simply sees himself most fit to rule it.
we never really hear any of his actual political views or ideals, what he wants to improve as a ruler of the world.
so what does he stand for? and what’ll he fall for? probably pinky

and then I thought of this line from Hamilton and the rest is history ¯_(ツ)_/¯