nochocolate:

you have no idea how badly we wanna compile this. this is probably one of my favourite things in the game, and proof that kris is a disgusting gremlin child. 

off the top of my head, a few others (possibly slightly inaccurate since going off memory):

• kris told noelle that ice-e is real and eats children or something
• kris put ketchup on their arm and told noelle it was blood
• stole chocolate kisses from toriel’s room so she has to keep her door locked
• kris just basically doesn’t talk – noelle thinks kris is talking so much in the end portion that they might be unwell (suggesting they only really start talking when we start playing?)
• like you said, kris only goes to church for the “sick” fruit juice and then proceeds to not participate at all
• they liked to stick their fingers in the hole of metal picnic benches… does that count?

there are so many more things but i forgot to list them all. help me out by replying to this post/sending asks with more weird kris behaviour!

definitely making a big post about this at some point.