krispdreemurr:

deltarune: so, hey, we’re going to open the game up with deleting your self-insert customizable character and telling you you can’t choose who to be, and then end the game with a walkaround where it’s repeatedly hammered in that kris is their own person with likes/dislikes/history/etc that you get no say in before they violently remove your influence from their life to assert themselves

some people for some reason: so, like, their gender is up to the player, right

what’s the list of weird shit Kris has done? eating entire pies, drinking the choir juice, and hiding under Noelle’s bed for a start, but what else?

nochocolate:

you have no idea how badly we wanna compile this. this is probably one of my favourite things in the game, and proof that kris is a disgusting gremlin child. 

off the top of my head, a few others (possibly slightly inaccurate since going off memory):

  • kris told noelle that ice-e is real and eats children or something
  • kris put ketchup on their arm and told noelle it was blood
  • stole chocolate kisses from toriel’s room so she has to keep her door locked
  • kris just basically doesn’t talk – noelle thinks kris is talking so much in the end portion that they might be unwell (suggesting they only really start talking when we start playing?)
  • like you said, kris only goes to church for the “sick” fruit juice and then proceeds to not participate at all
  • they liked to stick their fingers in the hole of metal picnic benches… does that count?

there are so many more things but i forgot to list them all. help me out by replying to this post/sending asks with more weird kris behaviour!

definitely making a big post about this at some point.