fandom-as-frick:

Pilot Cookie is that sweet soft old man you see in the neighborhood all the time who’s always working on his garden or something. His husbands, Pirate & Salt, absolutely love him to death and feel the absolute need to protect their adventure husband.

Pilot can absolutely take care of himself, but he’s definitely not opposed to all the extra attention they pay to him shsgsjdhzhsjjs

#pilot: fight me!!#pirate & salt in the shadows: dont u fuckin dare