brinigi:

JRR Tolkien, 2/3rds done with return of the king: shit this is getting really gay. I know, I’ll just,

Sam, cradling Frodo, kissing his forehead: hey remember that one girl from the shire that I literally haven’t mentioned once until this moment………wonder what shes up to

Frodo, dying: hhfhhh

its so annoying when someone tells a normal story or a story that is slightly strange and people are like ‘the whole bus stood up and clapped’. how boring is your life. strange shit happens all the time.

(this is why i avoid telling anecdotes about weird shit that happens to me irl most of the time bc people are convinced if it didnt happen to them its a surreal feverdream)

luvkirby4ever:

bananonbinary:

bananonbinary:

bumbleshark:

sneakyfeets:

a-perplexing-puzzle:

sneakyfeets:

pipersgay:

step one: 

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artemis fowl movie:

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failed step one

The casting call for Artemis Fowl described him as a boy with a “fun-loving, open heart” so you knew before they even landed their eyes on the first mediocre white person the movie was irretrievably fucked

The casting call described him as what now

last i checked back in 6th grade, artemis was a fuckin dick of a child

“emotional intelligence” artemis fowl literally would rather die than express an emotion

im pretty sure he actually has on multiple occassions

im reblogging this again because i just remembered that artemis fowl hates being a Human Being With Feelings so much that he emotionally and mentally devastated *several* psychologists so badly that they gave up the profession, just because he didn’t want to admit that his father being declared dead and his mother falling into severe untreated mental illness such that she couldn’t recognize him on most days might, maybe, have upset him a little.

He literally found a way to kidnap a fairy and hold her for ransom in order to use half of said acquired funds to buy his mother a cure so that he wouldn’t have to admit to anybody that his mother’s mental health actually made him feel sad. You know, like any fun boy with a sense of humor.

audaciouslyfickle:

girlhamlet:

There’s a narrative about abusers that, while rings true for probably a lot of people, falls short in my experience. Not all abusers are calculating and malicious. Some people just. Think abuse is the proper way to interact with human beings. (Can’t get someone to do what I want? Emotionally manipulate them! And then say that they’re the manipulative one!) not all abusers intend to be abusive or even know what they’re doing is abusive.

That doesn’t mean the abuse is any better for the victim. It usually means we question it more. Is it really abuse if they didn’t mean it? If they tell us they love us? If they’re not malicious? If they just don’t know any other way to behave?

Abuse just has many forms and they all suck balls

This is true. Shitty and unhealthy is just who they are and I believe it’s more effective than using a carefully constructed facade. They believe that what they’re doing is normal and they make you believe it’s normal. It’s so ugly.